If you put half as much effort into racing your cat as you do trying to be snarky you might have something. But ,then again you fail miserably at both, so maybe not.
"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
Isak Dinesen
If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most.
E. B. White
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