We can't have a regatta on Lake Eyre because some dickhead dreamed about a monster in the lake that will be upset by boats sailing on it so National Parks won't give the permit. Lake Kiallaperpunna will probably go ahead in July this year which is the same place and month as last year. I've had a dream that a bigger monster will be upset if I don't sail on Lake Eyre so I plan to sail on Lake Eyre on the way back from the regatta.