I feel the same way!

We now, 11 years after 9-11, have FINALLY put in place, a "Crew Only" screening process, where flight crew, in uniform, with two propper ID's, can -not- get groped!

BUT...it only exists in about 10 airports around the country, not ATL or MCO, the two I use the most, of course!

And what would we do without the TSA??

I had thought that stood for "Thousands Standing Around" but after watching South Park, I think I finally know what it is...watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu6KXj-vtl8