Oh you're just a broken old man after realizing you are way to fat and old to crew but I guess that was your epiphany after you drank away your shame for not making it into gold fleet at worlds last year.
But i do honestly have to offer you kudos for giving it a shot, it was very entertaining. I remember one mark rounding in particular where I saw you scurry across the boat so fast and I think it was accompanied by a nice loud fart as you were obviously digging deep. That was only one of two mark roundings I saw you so maybe the rest were better.
Either way, Sam knows what I meant and obviously you are more sensitive than him. You better lay off them hormones.
But you do know I love you just like a grandpa, because you are old enough to be mine.