I've got it Gordon,

Let's have a Mozzie Fest at Rye.

No sails.... We just put the boats in the water, sit on them for a couple of hours, then pack up and go to the pub. It will be just like the Sauna Sail only dryer and we won't need any volunteers for patrol boats.

At the end of the weekend we can give a pub glass or two to some people we don''t know. We'd all have to wear our beanies though to give it that authentic feeling.