Nope, just because you bought a boat doesn't raise your status. Your smack bank account is currently overdrawn you have to at least splash your boat before you can initiate a conversation. And don't do that once upon a time in a galaxy far far away I was a catsailor blah blah blah we already have our quota of "remember when I was sombody"

So, welcome back newbe.

As a side note you're quite gifted in your smack talk repartee and your 43 Wouter excuses were inspired. But there is a code and you're a bit sketchy so...