Kenny Pierce doesn't do pushups.., the earth moves.
Kenny Pierce makes onions cry.

When CKenny Pierce was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Kenny Pierce can kill two stones with one bird.
Kenny Pierce doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Kenny Pierce was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Once a cobra bit Kenny Pierce's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.