No...Wait...put wheels on a Tornado, take it to the Bonneville Salt Flats when it's blowing 40 and...

Hey, it's blowing 20G30 out on my lake right now, I'm going to take my kid's Hobie 14 (non-turbo, unfortunately) and my Garmin hand held, see how fast I can go before I swim, I just hope I don't lose the hand held...or a hand.