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Or (and I don't recall which comedian said it)...

"instead of getting married again, I'm just going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house."


Rodney (I think)
Or my father-in-law......he's done that twice~!


The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George Will
"It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so" -Ronald Reagan