I've seen Will's little "wiggle dance" on the beach before. The Department of Fish and Wildlife have contacted him directly to get him to dress in more privacy, as his "wiggle dance" has thrown the entire bee population into confusion.



Charles Harp, with the Florida DEP, had this to say:



"It's the damnedest thing - apparently, this movement closely emulates the dance executed by drones in the local bee poulation to communicate with the rest of the hive. As near as we can tell, Will's frenetic body movements when he's getting dressed for a race roughly translate to 'I am with Local 475 - there is a four-acre field of Black-eyed-Susans at 16 degrees to the current solar azimuth. Look for the hot dog vendor and turn left.' These directions are, of course, totally bogus. There hasn't been a hot dog vendor on the beach in years."



Alger Letson, a bee enthusiast and apiary owner in Milton, is considering legal action.



"Dammit - my bees is gone! They's last seen up in Flomaton headed northwest! I demands reparations! There's no honey in th' pot and that ain't funny!"



Will could not be reached for comment.





John Williams

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Gary Player, pro golfer

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