I love the Aussie humor too, I used to see alot of the Quantas aircrews in Tokyo, we stayed at the same hotel. You could always count on a good time if you hung out with them, but even their women will drink us Yanks under the table! (in the States, that means don't get in a drinking contest with them!)
Qantas = Queensland and Northern Territory Air Service. [One of the oldest and the safest airline in the world]. Not too many hosties on Qantas flights now. Most flight attendants are pooftas.
