If your sail looked like that you would have no trouble keeping your eyes on the telltales...er...tassles?

A nearly neked babe with tassles...that would be cool. Or maybe a NAKED honey with the telltales covering her darker bits except when the telltales are really flowing back. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> To distract your competitors, perhaps?