yes, i was joking, though i really do have a pirate flag that i want to put on my boat somehow, on one of my local lakes, ive had a few close calls with some stupid individuals, those people all think they get the right of way, and one time i accidently almost jibbed into a jetskier... he was behind me and i didnt see him until i got all the way around. we both had that wide eyed, deer in the headlights look on our face and we both turned as hard as we could to not hit. and thankfully we did not