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I wonder if they'd notice one of those engines strapped to my 430/F14? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Reminds me of the winner of the fake 2006 Darwin awards email that floated around.
http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/121878.html

If you're looking for them, here's the real Darwin awards.
http://darwinawards.com/darwin/