you ask for room at a 4 way stop.....

sleep on your boat at a 4 way stop.

or smoke "jazz cigarettes" while posting on the internet.

routinely trip over sailing gear in your bedroom...

...you puke from the rolling and heeling motion whenever you sail a leaner. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

you own more cats than you have trailers for them

Your boat(s) is(are) worth more than your car(s).

You tell your buddy's wife, while she is crewing for you to 'Blow It!"

You talk about your anti rotation device over dinner.

Your girlfreind doesn't mind when you go into town with your "tramp".

Your handmade fiberglass sailbox has written in sharpie:

"Catsailors like their tramps tight..."

Even more funny is to watch non-sailors trying to figure out what that "nasty" saying means... he he he

Enjoy...

You spend more time working on the boat than you do working on the house.
Not funny, even pretty serious if your spouse isn't accomodating, but true for me nonetheless. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You build Catamarans for other people to sail OR maybe thats just stupidity on my behalf

You're addicted to "Catsailor".

Ummm..yeah...that's just you. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I spend more time working on the boat I crew on and the boat I used to be part owner of than my own. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

you think two hulls are better than one.

if its your homepage............or at least the very first website you visit and could successfully navigate the site with the monitor turned off.

...you like to wildthing on your tramp! <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

or

...doing the wildthing doesn't have sexual connotations!

Traded your wife in for a Cat and can't help but think "what a great deal I got!" every time you look at your boat...