What is it, that has them all so worried?

"I left my beer right here! Now come on and fess up. Which one of you drank it?"

"Once you have begun to roller-reef your mainsail onto the mast like this, you will have lots of tangles. The shrouds will be twisted and the boom's gooseneck will be very unruley."

Please watch your step around the poop chute. The waste in the snuffer is hard to avoid when the toilet seat is so easily accessed.

GARY

"I put the ferret in here after the white rabbit went down and now they've both just disappeared !!" <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Don't look now but the guy behind me has a yellow triangle for a head.

i dont know about you chaps, but since i have been sailing mozzies, mine is about this long!

And I thought this was a family show. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Brian, you lead us into so many one liners.....who will be the first to falter? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> who will resist? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Cheers

sorry, my bad!

we were flying down the reach with the kite up, and this laser sailor went right under there.........he's not there now but.

Guru Garry/Father Garry leads the prayer:

"And now everyone bow their heads as we bless this wonderful Mozzie." <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

"Well may you bow your heads in shame, it's a bloody disgrace! A sky blue beam!!! This is a fine piece of racing machinery not a nursery! Strip it back before the next race, and we'll have no more of that namby pamby behavior on my beach!"

"where will we bury her now"?

(sorry, couldn't resist)