| Power Boat Morons #116820 09/10/07 02:16 PM 09/10/07 02:16 PM |
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Posts: 208 | Don't know if this is an urban legend or not. Some people are so stupid, if they were a little smarter, they'd know how dumb they are.
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Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer! | | | Re: Power Boat Morons
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#116821 09/10/07 02:24 PM 09/10/07 02:24 PM |
Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,152 tampa, fl ksurfer2
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Posts: 1,152 tampa, fl | Yeah I've heard of that happening. Ask how many folks on here have gone sailing with beach wheels still strapped to their hulls!
If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but my beautiful wife ain't one | | | Re: Power Boat Morons
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#116824 09/10/07 06:50 PM 09/10/07 06:50 PM |
Joined: May 2006 Posts: 182 Coopersburg, PA Vinny_M
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Posts: 182 Coopersburg, PA | i read that before too, if they would have died, it would have been a perfect candidate for the annual Darwin Awards.
~vinny~
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#116827 09/11/07 01:43 AM 09/11/07 01:43 AM |
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,147 Bay of Islands, NZ warbird
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Posts: 1,147 Bay of Islands, NZ | I believe it. One recent New Years day I got up walked out onto the deck and looked down toward the boat ramp and focused more and more carefully on an odd white blob under the water twenty metres off shore. Two arials were sticking up clear of the water.. within minutes people started rushing around on the beach and shouting and a trailer turned up and people swam out and all manner of commotion ensued as one poor soul came to terms with the fact he had anchored his brand new, unused, 22 foot runnabout, outboard, electrix and sundry gear with out screwing in the bungs. Bungs often happen and I have seen a mate lose his job for failing to return them into there propper place after water blasting the bosses 32 foot Rayglass inboard...... But a brand new 45K Christmas toy......."oh dear, never mind, how sad." | | |
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