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International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Corvallis, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.[1] For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, me hearty!" The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy.



PS (ARGGGGGGGggggggggggggggggggggg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

Ahoy me hearties! Arrrrrggggh!!! Every day is "Talk Like a Pirate Day" for me! Just ask me little parrot...

Kap'n K

ps - Arrrrrgggh!

Arrrrggh!

Pirates may soon have a new target of opportunity! Data piracy may soon require boats!

More loot to plunder on the high seas!

And, one more thing, - Arrrrrrggghh!

My bad pirate joke:


This pirate goes into a bar with a ships wheel sticking out of his pants.
He says to the bartender "A mug o' yer best rum, matey!"
Bartender pours him a mug o' rum and just has to ask-
"Hey pal, what's with the wheel?"
and the pirate says
"Arrrr, I'm not sure, but it's drivin' me nuts!"


Arrrrrrr!!

arrrrrrr... what does a pirate pay for corn?








buck an ear... arrrrrrrrr. me sweet daughter taught me that one. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

John, that is horrible, you should be ashamed!

A pirate says to his captain there is a enmy on our port bow. Tha captain says get me my red battle shirt, so if im hit the crew will never know and continue to battle.
Later the mate says its a whole armada, Your red shirt captain?
Ayy matie, and me brown pants may be called for.

I apologize ahead of time...

Why can't pirates stop thinking about sailing?

They have ship for brains.

J

Not sure why this is the first thing that popped into my head, but that reminds me of a Robert Schimmel bit...

Mike

and for ye landlubbers that haven't tried it b'for

your Pirate name

Dirty John Cash <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Aparrently I'm Captain Jack Read. <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

oh, and aaaarghhhh!

Your pirate name is:
Captain Davy Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Indeed.

Don't forget to order your ergonomic pirate keyboards. Aarrrrrr!

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"

Avast, hopin we didnt have to slog tru dis agin. Dares no GH in

aaaaarrrrrr! Me be sorry.

Mad Davy Rackem

My wife agrees that I'm a bit wierd and crazy, perhaps even..............I guess I just need to go sailing to calm down.

Top ten Pickup Lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ye mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ye know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
....And the number one Pirate pickup line is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't):
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … (Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.)
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.


Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates:
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!