| Don't Ask Me How I Know #172013 03/17/09 12:13 PM 03/17/09 12:13 PM |
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Posts: 5,590 Naples, FL | Rules are, every comment posted must end in "Don't Ask Me How I Know"
Fire away!
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#172016 03/17/09 12:20 PM 03/17/09 12:20 PM |
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 678 Palm Beach County TheManShed
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Posts: 678 Palm Beach County | When taking a few young ladies sailing and they want to go topless hold on tight! You may fall off backwards.
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#172020 03/17/09 12:23 PM 03/17/09 12:23 PM |
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,655 Portland, Maine ThunderMuffin
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Posts: 3,655 Portland, Maine | Release your sheets before you right your boat. Don't ask me how I know.
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#172023 03/17/09 12:34 PM 03/17/09 12:34 PM |
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 833 St. Louis, MO, Mike Hill
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Posts: 833 St. Louis, MO, | When distance racing and a bunch of boats go through a certain section of a bridge. Do not try the next section down.
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#172028 03/17/09 01:03 PM 03/17/09 01:03 PM |
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Posts: 271 Atlanta, Ga | Things not to say during sex.. I have to poop. Smile for the camera! Get off me, i'll do it myselft. This is your first time...right? You're almost as good as my ex When is this supposed to feel good? I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?! I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home. My friends were right, You ARE good! On second thought, let's turn the lights off. I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly. Do i have to pay for this? You're too fat to be on top, You'd kill me! Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this. What's your name again? Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
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#172030 03/17/09 01:12 PM 03/17/09 01:12 PM |
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#172033 03/17/09 02:04 PM 03/17/09 02:04 PM |
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 3,293 Long Beach, California John Williams
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Posts: 3,293 Long Beach, California | When distance racing and a bunch of boats go through a certain section of a bridge. Do not try the next section down.
Don't ask me how I know. Don't ask me where I got this.
John Williams
- The harder you practice, the luckier you get - Gary Player, pro golfer
After watching Lionel Messi play, I realize I need to sail harder.
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#172034 03/17/09 02:16 PM 03/17/09 02:16 PM |
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W Todd_Sails
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Posts: 2,844 42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | When you're dong Ruff Rider Regatta for the first time, don't venture out of the channel in a shallow bay.
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#172043 03/17/09 04:04 PM 03/17/09 04:04 PM |
Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,224 Roanoke Island ,N.C. Team_Cat_Fever
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Posts: 3,224 Roanoke Island ,N.C. | When distance racing and a bunch of boats go through a certain section of a bridge. Do not try the next section down.
Don't ask me how I know. Don't ask me where I got this. There was another from on the bridge. Don't ask me what I did with it.
"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea Isak Dinesen If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most. E. B. White
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#172091 03/18/09 02:00 AM 03/18/09 02:00 AM |
Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 678 Palm Beach County TheManShed
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Posts: 678 Palm Beach County | When pulling your boat on the trailer and heading for a stop light you spot two babes walking on the side walk. One is your neighbor you wave and she waves back don't expect the guy in the van behind you to see the red light.
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#172092 03/18/09 03:19 AM 03/18/09 03:19 AM |
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia simonp
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Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia | Make sure the shackle holding the sidestay to the boat is done up tight and check it every week. It's only fast on one tack.
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Simon BLADE F16 AUS405
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#172093 03/18/09 03:23 AM 03/18/09 03:23 AM |
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia simonp
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Posts: 201 Adelaide, South Australia | If you boat is set up with neutral helm, don't let go of it if you fall off or after righting it. it will sail away from you very fast and straight towards the reef. If you do, make sure there is a rescue boat close by.
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#172107 03/18/09 08:01 AM 03/18/09 08:01 AM |
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Posts: 5,590 Naples, FL | The N20 rotator mechanism leaves a very interesting imprint on your face.
Don't ask me how I know that.
(and mentioned in another thread)
The old Jewfish Creek bridge in the keys is less than 32 feet off the water. Don't ask me how I know that...
(and more recently) The N20 daggarboard can take a full-face hit by a 180 lb person from the hull without damage. Don't ask me how I know that.
Jay
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#172113 03/18/09 08:08 AM 03/18/09 08:08 AM | andrewscott
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#172114 03/18/09 08:09 AM 03/18/09 08:09 AM |
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Posts: 5,590 Naples, FL | I have started to type a response about 10 times in this thread and i always stop myself from hitting submit Awww c'mon, it's FUN! everybody's doing it... don't ask me how I know that.
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