Women's Christmas gift buying guide for men:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wTg6YB2PRA

Me....?

I already gave Abby a new washer/dryer for her Christmas and Birthday ...along with a new 10 hp snow blower...yep...10 hp....!

Next year I'm thinking about giving her a new spinnaker and launcher for "MY" boat.

You know, I'm starting to get used to eating Keash and folding underwear....

Donald is also still down here....

Go figure...right...

What are you getting your main squeeze???

That's not very romantic, fire up that fire place, pour the wine and try this instead, and then you'll be sleepin' in the big house!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

Gave my wife new sails for x mas. Main jib and spin.

Quiche?

Yeah, that Tom, He's a riot!

Hey I've been there for 2.5 years now!

Bought the wife a 2-ton floor jack so she could change her oil.

And how often has that happened?

Hmm, maybe the new set of pot's & pan's isn't a good gift this year?

Am I facing the doghouse?

Wait a minute...isn't "Change her oil" a euphemism for something

Hmmm, it'd be checking her oil in my house. Changing her oil sounds like giving her an enema.