Saw this last night on Leno, one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Well, it could be better, but it certainly brings up an important point.
If you (or more likely, your significant other) thinks a diatribe makes a great substitute for an actual card or gift... THINK AGAIN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZRh9QmUdnE(Yes, cats are mentioned, and there are two girls in the video...)
Mike