For starters, he needs more wind. More of a clue couldn't hurt, either.
Lots of great one-liners in that report. Can't make this stuff up!!!
...Officials have pleaded with him to give up sailing, with local coastguards calling him 'Captain Calamity'.
...On the official log for the incident the rescue mission was detailed under the headline 'him again'.
Priceless...
Mike
