Don't ever let a monohull guy tell you that cats are dangerous... let me just list the comedy of errors that led to great personal injury this weekend while racing the schock

1) We race a perfect race on saturday and not 5 seconds after we cross the line, it starts to downpour. We lower the jib, and putz around for a bit waiting for the fleet to finish. Rain lets up for a bit, however, everyone can see the oncoming squal. Committee says "we're going to wait 10 minutes and let you know if there will be another race" ...one second...two seconds....then the crackle of lightning over the radio and the loudest thunderclap I've heard in quite some time... "Ok, nevermind, everyone head in!" We lower start to lower the mainsail, and while helping the sail feed out of the track, I touch the Carbon fiber 59' mast that is connected to a 7'3" lead bulb keel.
Zap.
It was probably the static from the main coming off the track and the rain and 50mph winds. But its more fun to say that it was a little lightning bolt

Next day.
We must have used up our quota of luck on the first day, because nothing seemed to go right the second day. We pull ahead of the fleet, and then on the downwind leg, the wind completely dies. However, the wind fills in... from behind us, letting the whole fleet catch up to us. We approach the mark, along with 5 other boats, including one other boat in our class, two san juan 21's, a capri 23.5, and a keel cruiser in the C class. We're inside with an overlap, and call for room to round, alas, none was given because, well, we were stacked in there like sardines at the mark.
In the melee of protests flags and on-the-water rules arguments, I'm on the foredeck, just having hoisted the 120 jib, and holding on to the spin pole, readying to bring it in once they blow the chute.
Problem is, everyone in the pit was so concerned about hitting either another boat or the mark, they didn't notice that they had gybed the jib and it was now right in my face, pushing me and the spin pole against the lifelines. So now I can't pull the pole in, I crawl under the jib and help stuff the chute, this is when I feel my feet get wrapped by something and then I go for a trip. I got dragged across the deck, having my feet wrapped up in the jib sheets, pulling my ankles against the pullpit stantion support on the bow. I'm lucky to have made it out with only a limp for a day and a half, if the grinder had really winched in, I would have lost my left foot, and maybe my right as well.
I had a great time, despite the proclivity of mine for severe personal injury.
The moral of the story is, don't let anyone tell you that a cat is dangerous. Kindly remind them that while we deal with tipsy-turvey problems, the lead-haulers have a taste for disaster that is completely unique

(sorry for the long post, I had to tell someone about this weekend)