Actually, Timbo, it would appear a good bit of Naples/Sanibel area are speaking German right now... Lots of eruo-investors snapped up beachfront digs when they were all foreclosed on.
Too bad the crotchety old puritan snowbirds are making such a fuss about "beach attire" (seems the euros have a different attitude about appropriate dress) they may scare them all off...
Best comment on the subject from an unnamed beach safety officer "I wouldn't worry about it much (the controversy)... they'll probably all be dead by next season anyway"
best "I wish I had a picture" moment - an old geezer the color of wet leather soaking up the rays with a cigarette in one hand, and her portable oxygen concentrator in the other...