Don't go bald, Bob! You need to get out more. Take a break tonight.
Welcome to Orlando's Famous Hurricane Room. Music tonight, and twice monthly through Labor Day, provided by Rory Cane and His Feeder Band. Dance 'til the electricity stops...and then, by candlelight! Now sit back and enjoy the band's first number, their rendition of the Hollies' "All That I Need Is The Dust That I Sneeze". Who knows, we could all be dancing under the stars quicker than you can say, "Frances blows and sucks". Don't forget to ask your hostess for bottled water. Drink all you want but don't drive 'cause it's too late to leave!