Acceptable Use Of The "f" Word
There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

12. "What the [censored] do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. "What the [censored] was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

10. "Where did all those [censored] Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

9. "Any [censored] idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

8. "It does so [censored] look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

7. "How the [censored] did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the [censored] ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

5. "Where the [censored] are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. "Scattered [censored] showers, my butt!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

3. "Awec'mon. Who the [censored] is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998

2. "What do you mean there is no [censored] key to my ankle bracelet?"
-- Martha Stewart, 2005

and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this [censored] mad."
- Saddam Hussein, 2003