Jack,
I'm a senior as well, thank god I only have one more semester then maybe I can afford a decent boat!

NC State has over 30,000 undergrads alone, so finding your nephew might be a little tough. I could always look him up in the stalker's friend, errr.. I mean the online phone book.
If he's near the beer, then theres no telling where he hangs out... beer springs forth from the taps here. Our neighbors have a kegerator built into their countertop in their kitchen.
My take on the titles... do like we do on thewolfweb and let people choose their own.