And three copies of Bea Arthur in a brazilian bikini for the first person that correctly identifies the following (I can't for the life of me remember the movie):

"why is your thumb in my soup?"

"My doctor says I have an infection, and I need to keep it warm"

"why don't you put that thumb (edited for content <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )"

"I do that when I'm in the kitchen"