"If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I would have farted."

"Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"I'm a born-again atheist." --Gore Vidal

Gandhi would have smacked you in the head

Maybe there's a reason it's 'straight to Hell' and not 'gay to Hell.'

Attention Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.