Never sail your boat to a bar in Mexico and leave the sails up thinking your going to have only one drink and not expect the tide to be comming up. When the boat is gone when you return, don't expect to be able to hire a Meixcan Fisherman to take you out on his boat to find it (after dark). When you return home to your wife (now ex-wife), don't expect her to not say "Why does this not suprise me that you went to Rocky Point for Spring Break with your buddies and lost your boat." And don't expect the fishermen who found it to not pilfer all the good running rigging and still charge you $200 bucks because of the Mexican Salvage Law.

Don't ask me how I know all this.