You have it all wrong.
It wasn't Elves.
It was Gnomes.
It's always the Gnomes! I have no knowledge of Gnomes! So it's the gnomes that lie, there's the proof.No knowledge of gnomes my acrobatic a$$. Your the king or maybe queen of the gnomes.
"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea
Isak Dinesen
If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most.
E. B. White
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