Well Tawd,
Ifin they let you above the mason Dixon line, you just get in your caaar and start driving up. Couple of dogtown coffee's later you be up here in the great white north. One good day iceboating and you will be looking for a used doublewide up in Maine
You don't do Southern any better than JW's tofu buddy.
Shoot me a PM ,I might take you up on that. I want the heated iceboat, though.