Dude, with your redneck verbage, that's the best you can do?
I could have said Tad was a Liberal,tree hugging,Monohull sailing, Ernesto Bertarelli loving friend of Hobie1616 but I thought that was a little over the line.
"I said, now, I said ,pay attention boy!"
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea Isak Dinesen If a man is to be obsessed by something.... I suppose a boat is as good as anything... perhaps a bit better than most. E. B. White