OK Tawd, here's some smack for ya; Since I showed you how to do the GT 300 in style, you gonna bring yer boat and race against me? I already showed you how to ram another boat in the surf and kindly say "F'you, get out of the way!" Not to mention how to right the N20 solo and go back to find lost crew. Also how to reach with the chute so hard you break the spinn pole. Are ya skeerd? Are yer bones healed yet? Should I have sent another tube of Vagisil back with your soiled shorts?

Disclaimer; Pound for pound, we had more fun than any other team (468lbs total crew weight).

We also had a team manager so drunk, he was talking to telephone poles.