Yeah, I'm proficient at playing with balls, those that are in the B to C cup range and located on the upper torso.
And just fyi, the legal drinking age in my country of origin is 16...we like to start our beer pong tournaments at a young age. Lastly, and more importantly, age and beer have no correlation in college. Beer=party=girls. Simple.
Sam, of your 48 posts to date, this one made the most sense, and was your best!