You may be forgetting this bit.

Other

Any other deviations from standard class configurations, including the addition of wings, can be assessed a penalty of at least 0.995. Multiple deviations may incur multiple penalties. Penalties may be greater than 0.995. Please identify any such modifications and penalties assigned and include with results reported to the handicap committee and Portsmouth Numbers Committee.

If you are drinking while you are sailing I might have a chance. Otherwise its a 10hr round trip drive for a daysailing trip in the Currituck sound.
-thomas