ROFLMAO! I couldn't have said it better.
"This site may soon find itself limited to like-minded Southern white boys telling Captain Noah jokes to themselves. Carry on, if that is what you want."
Unfortunately I've come to believe you are quite correct and that is the inevitable outcome.
fwiw, I'm unconvinced it's okay to hate anyone or anything except in the most extreme cases.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVL1Zs6WTw