Gosh Todd, instead of all the copy and paste and the tortuous strain of keeping your finger off the caps lock key, why don't you just summarize your flaccid rage into a simple

B-E-N-G-H-A-Z-I

Throw in a bonus

B-E-R-G-D-A-H-L

to get your point across.

Think about it. You won't have to clean as much spittle off your monitor and the kids won't be asking mommy, "Why is daddy screaming at his computer again?."