There Was A Teabagger
(With apologies to There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly)
There was a teabagger who swallowed Fox lies.
I don’t know why she swallowed those lies.
She ain't too wise
There was a teabagger who swallowed some spin
From Karl Rove who said that Mitt Romney did win
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise
There was a teabagger who swallowed Beck's bull
Your brain ain't whole if you swallow his bull
She swallowed Beck's bull to feed the spin
From Karl Rove who said gays are livin' in sin
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise
There was a teabagger who swallowed the line
That tax cuts for rich folks would trickle down fine
She swallowed the line to feed the bull
She swallowed the bull to feed the spin
From Karl Rove reeking of bourbon and gin
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise
There was a teabagger who swallowed this dirt:
"Obama's the devil who we must subvert!"
She swallowed the dirt to feed the line
She swallowed the line to feed the bull
She swallowed the bull to feed the spin
From Karl Rove who said Iraq would be a quick win
She swallowed the spin to feed the lies
But I don't know why she swallowed the lies
She ain't too wise
There was a teabagger who swallowed some truth
She's dead, of course.
