Alan,
Happy birthday! But my condolences to you on being an Aries. Have you ever been able to find a compatible woman? According to my research, Aries is the only sign of the zodiac which is not compatible with any of the other signs.

I can confirm that, because I am Rick's fourth wife; and, although we have been together for about 27 years, we are definitely not compatible.

And guess what! Rick's birthday is tomorrow, too! If you are a typical Aries, your birthday is the most important day of the year, and you start celebrating it at least two weeks before.