Alan,
Happy birthday!

(Thanks!)

But my condolences to you on being an Aries. Have you ever been able to find a compatible woman?

(It's been all the two of us have been able to do to keep it straight and level! The ship that is. )

According to my research, Aries is the only sign of the zodiac which is not compatible with any of the other signs.

I can confirm that, because I am Rick's fourth wife; and, although we have been together for about 27 years, we are definitely not compatible.

(Well Cathye and I are the first and hopefully the last mates we have had respectively. Been 26 years and two daughters under the bridge. She's an Aries too (!) To add to the mystery of why there hasn't been a double homicide .)

And guess what! Rick's birthday is tomorrow, too! If you are a typical Aries, your birthday is the most important day of the year, and you start celebrating it at least two weeks before.