OK so can we all agree that these things just don't work as they hinder in water work (such as righting a cat and swimming) and most won't float you face up in the event you were knocked unconsciousness. So how is it that happened?

Also I can't help but notice all the "children’s" versions of these "so called" safety vests have crotch straps.


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