Don't be messing with TAWD, or anyone that used to live near the Po White Parkway! They may not have teeth, but they got teeth, if ya get my drift.
Why one time we were enjoying large chunks of burning cow on BJ's (gotta love a woman named BJ) patio when one of the local monoslug sailors got too upity. TAWD sentanced him right then and there to a drinking contest to atone for his sins. Adam steped up to the plate, and a couple of dozen shots of pussers rum later was pronounced the winner. The loser puked in his new car and on his wife driving his sorry butt home. By now you are proly wondering what the moral of the story is, don't, there isn't one. Morals are for church, and this aint sunday.

Anyone want to see powerboaters even stupider the fishermen?

http://www.heytone.com/movies/wegowipeout3.html

Sail fast
Take chances
don't hit fishermen (just trying to stay on topic)

Eric Anderson