Local news cover the story with both video interviews and a slide show! Watercraft officers responded and the county sheriff dive team responded to the scene!

Can you say "slow news day"?
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Lame. Worse than the Paris coverage.

Paris? What's happening in Paris?

SHE'S BACK IN JAIL!!!! (LOL) RICH WITCH GOT WHAT SHE DESERVES!!!!

There's already plans for a Paris in jail movie. It'll be titled The Shaw Skank Redemption.

Mooommmmmmmy!, this isn't right right!!!

I think that reads
Sure Skank Redemption

What didnt happen in Paris? <img src="http://www.catsailor.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I am in Paris right now, and there really isn't much going on. I just saw some police officers chasing a guy that had stolen something...they can't run very well.
Amsterdam by nightfall though.....

As my wife said ... "Aren't you glad about Anna Nicole. At least she had a lot of class ... and built herself up from white trash."

"Shaw Skank Redemption" has GOT to be the best line ever ...

If they only knew how many times we might flip during a competatively raced series, we would have Satellite coverage from CNN,FoxNews, CBS, MSNBC....etc

I still like how the FOX news guys said, "Paris Hilton was in jail for just under 73 hours, heck, I've been in Monopoly jail longer than that!"

PS...that was sarcasm.

I'm not sure if it was Michael Musto on Olberman or John Stewart who said it first but it's very appropriate.

I believe it was Stewart.

Not to be a party pooper but...Women incarcerated typically get out after 10% of their time is served. We have an overcrowded prison system and that is how it is dealt with. According to averages Paris did serve her time. I am tired of Paris H! She is a whiner but she served 10% of her sentence...Next!

Poop all you want, Dano - most people only get one chance at probation without spending time in the hoosegow. She's been convicted, shown contempt, violated probation twice, and only now is she getting any real consequence - 20 days out of a 45-day sentence. Don't buy the media disinformation. Once again the State steps in where parents seem to be unable - no wonder the prisons are overcrowded... your suggesting 10% sentences as a solution? In an America where justice is already neither swift nor sure?

Wohoo! Another global warming thread!!!

But look at the big picture here. If all us catamaran sailors wrote sympathetic letters to Paris, maybe we could get her to come out for a ride on a catamaran -- think of the PUBLICITY!! The papparazzis (spelling?) would LOVE it.

Paris Hilton or Bo Derek? Paris Hilton or Bo Derek?

DING DING DING Bo can sail.

Bo wins!!

And Bo has a brain. That is required for sailing.

Doug