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....and thats how the fight started. #167792
02/10/09 02:06 AM
02/10/09 02:06 AM
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moranbah, qld
Brian Partridge Offline OP
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i thought i would bring a lighter side to these discussions
My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the TV?"
I replied "Dust"

And that's how the fight started.....


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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a set of bathroom scales.

And that's how the fight started.....


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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....


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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
"No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started....


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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started.....





YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD,
BUT YOU CAN ROLL IT IN GLITTER!!!!
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Re: ....and thats how the fight started. [Re: Brian Partridge] #167917
02/11/09 06:01 AM
02/11/09 06:01 AM
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McLaren Vale, SA
Rebel without a Clew Offline
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Wallaroo Sailing Club, Jan 09
Nationals Presentation Night
Two blondes are enjoying a drink under the full moon,
B1 Which do you think is further? The moon or Melbourne?
B2 Well, hello.........Can you see Melbourne?

Re: ....and thats how the fight started. [Re: Rebel without a Clew] #167975
02/11/09 06:22 PM
02/11/09 06:22 PM
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 15
moranbah, qld
Brian Partridge Offline OP
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Brian Partridge  Offline OP
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Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 15
moranbah, qld
see if i can start a fight over this one..........
what is the difference between a heron sailor and a computer?
you only have to punch information into a computer once!


YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD,
BUT YOU CAN ROLL IT IN GLITTER!!!!

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