The Blonde and the Emergency Flashers

Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car off the road and over to the shoulder, and carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out my two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them up at
the rear of my car facing the oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They were in pulled-open trench coats and were exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars started slowing down as the drivers gaped at my lifelike men. And, of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" he asked angrily.

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know! So I had to tell him:
"Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

Tami,

I just had to show my mother (yes, I do have one) your post .... both of us howled !!!!

Thanks for the laugh

Harry

I had just passed my driving test and went out driving solo in my new car for the 1st time.
I got to the open road and put my foot down. Pretty soon i saw the blue flashing lights in my mirror of the police car trying to stop me and pull me into the near side, which eventually he did and was quite furious..
He said "What the hell do yo think that you are doing driving at 80mph down the center of the road making all the on-coming traffic swerve to avoid you?"

"Just what it says in my driving license officer"

"what the hell is that then" he said

i got my license out of the glove box, unfolded it and pointed out to him that sure enough, right at the bottom it said...... tear along dotted line!

A Blonde is driving next to a corn field when she see's another blonde on a catamaran in the middle of the field.The blonde in the corn field is sheeting and steering like crazy. The blonde in the car yells at the one in the field" What are you doing?"
The blonde on the cat yells back, " Sailing duhhhhhh!".
The blonde at her car yells back, " Your the reason people think blondes are dumb. And if I could swim Id come out there and kick your butt."