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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: _flatlander_] #171851
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #171923
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: dave mosley] #171933
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: tami] #171952
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: tami] #172006
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Attention Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ was a community organizer. Pontius Pilate was a governor.

I don't get the Palin one
Pontius Pilate did what was asked of him by the people
which fullfilling the prophecies gave us a Savior..is that supposed to imply that because Obama was a community organizer he's our......
carl


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: carlm] #172008
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: IndyWave] #172009
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: TheManShed] #172067
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ThunderMuffin] #172213
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: mike220] #172245
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: H17cat] #172266
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #172293
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Originally Posted by ksurfer2
Why get married.....just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.


That one could go on the "Don't ask me how I know" thread


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: MUST429] #172325
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: catman] #172329
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Not a bumper sticker, but it reminds me of a quote I like, goes something like this:

Small minds talk about other people,
Average minds talk about things,
Great minds talk about ideas.

I have no IDEA who said it though


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #172331
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Quote

Small minds talk about other people,
Average minds talk about things,
Great minds talk about ideas.

Well, I don't know where that quote came from, but it obviously was from somebody who had monitored one of the phone calls between myself and my sister or my daughter, because all three things apply.

Maybe men just don't talk on the phone long enough to cover all three categories. grin


Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Mary] #172332
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Originally Posted by Mary
Maybe men just don't talk on the phone long enough to cover all three categories. grin


Thats a sexist remark... and I WONT stand for it.... (so i will sit down) smile

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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Mary] #172372
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: isvflorin] #172377
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #172540
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