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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170368
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Wing nut] #170371
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170373
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ] #170376
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OK people, these have been REAL good.

I have some, that are about our time, that are not funny or witty. In keeping to my own thread title, I won't post them here.

Here's some more:

'I'm sorry for driving too close in FRONT of you!'

or,

'Yes, it's MY truck, NO, I won't help you move!'

or, seen on an old car:

'My other car is a piece of sh!t'


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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170394
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I actually had a set of vinyl letters cut to say this, just never got around to putting it on the boat. It's for the H16 front crossbar. I had a summer of constantly rear-ending people (usually the same person) on the starting line, who would unexpectedly put themselves in irons with 30 seconds to go...

"If You Can Read This... GO FASTER!!!"

Yes, I know, common sense would tell me to avoid that person, which I usually did, but he always found a way to end up where I wanted to be...

Mike

Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: brucat] #170423
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: DVL] #170425
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: brucat] #170439
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: dave mosley] #170441
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: dave mosley] #170442
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Jake] #170445
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Flip57] #170447
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Karl_Brogger] #170449
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Originally Posted by Karl_Brogger
I saw: "Who would Jesus bomb?" a while back. My only thought was Palestine. eek


One never knows, but we can guess what his bumper stickers would be like:

"Follow me"

or maybe

"Yes, I actually owe the road"


Luiz
Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Luiz] #170452
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John Dowling
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ACE11] #170472
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: F-18 5150] #170610
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Todd_Sails] #170617
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: ksurfer2] #170618
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Re: Witty/Funny Bumper Stickers...... [Re: Tony_F18] #170634
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