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42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | Wow, some of those YMBARN if lines about boats really brought back some memories.....
I've had rod holders on my former P18-2, they were detachable though. Landed my biggest King Mackeral ever on that boat, 53"! I didn't use the hulls for bait wells however.
I used a piece of an old windsurfer boom to permanently fix a broken tiller crossbar on that same boat.
F-18 Infusion
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'Long Live the Legend of Chris Kyle'
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42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | If you've ever used Home Dept Galvanized cable, sizing them with U-bolts for Shrouds on your srtanding rigging......YMBARN!
If you've ever used wine bottle corks for hull plugs, and drank the wine first..........YMBARN!
If you have bought your MOST EXPENSIVE mainsheet at Home Depot.........YMBARN!
Drum Roll Please, 'cause these two REALLY hit HOME!!
If you made your functional spinaker snuffer, out of a 6" x 10ft piece of Sewer Pipe..........Yep, I must be a RedNeck!
If you ever made your spinaker snuffers mouth out of a piece of a rubber Roof Jack that I bought from Home Depot.........yes again, I must be a RedNeck!!
I'll be damned if that home made snuffer didn't work GREAT until the day I sold the boat!!
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South Florida & the Keys | You might be a Catsailor if...
you tack the sun visors in yer car when you make a 90 degree turn.
or... if you go to Tire Kingdom with yer truck and tell 'em that you got steering helm.
Eric Arbogast
ARC 2101
Miami Yacht Club
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| "I don't know what your "wrong way" is..." If I have to explain it, I definitely took it the wrong way...  Mike | | | Re: Jeff Foxworthy Jokes.........
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42.904444 N; 88.008586 W | If your outdoor grill cost more tyhan your house,.............YMBARN.
If you and your wife compare beer bellies, YMBARN.
If you're wrapping presents, and you biggest decision is to use paper or plastic, YMBARN.
If you've ever blown out a tire on your truck, and were happy about it, because now you had a new flower pot for the front yard....YMBARN.
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california | The 12 days of redneck sailing
12 ringy dings
11 ft extention
10 yards of halyard
9 meter mast
8 (and a half) foot beam
7 batten adjusters
6 meter main sheet
5 regattas count
4 trailer cradles
3 sails flying
2 crew trapping
And catamaran in the sea.
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