Cats do not have pontoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pontoon boats have motors and carry fat people.
Cats have hulls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can have pontoons but they dont move far.

I always had the impression sailors were generally cool people.
Not everyone can be as well versed in sailing as you children.
You both must be closet jet ski owners.

Obviously you were not at the little lake in central Indiana when the old farmer walked up to us as we were launching the Hobie and said "That's a nice coupla of boats you've got there".

Hang on who are you talking about?? Im only 17 and haven't even been on a jet ski plus i sail on the smallest lake ever well maybe not ever but its still small.

Hi:

I'm a dairy farmer in Iowa. I just bought this sailboat, called something like a Hobo cat. I tried putting it in my horse trough, as it's the biggest body of water in Iowa. It didn't fit as I could only get one pontoon in it. I borrowed another horse trough from my neighbor, Harold. He now has a tractor, so he got rid of his horses. Now, both pontoons are in the water. The problem I got is that when its real windy, one pontoon keeps going under water. What am I doing wrong?

Bye, gotta milk the cows again.

Walter




















(The above is a fictional account made to fool those folks who live on the coasts. I hear thay ain't too bright.)